Experiments
A handful of small web experiments — toys, provocations, and mock-serious protocols. Each one stands on its own, styled its own way.
Generative
01
Pendulum Simulator
A harmonograph generator: tune the ratios, phase, and damping, watch the Lissajous figure resolve, then export it as PNG or SVG.
/experiments/pendulum/
Essay
02
Protocol 3LP
A mock-academic reading of the Three Little Pigs as recursive ontological failure — the huff-and-puff as a denial-of-service attack against reality.
/experiments/porcine/
Parody
03
Etherhoo!
Etherscan by way of the old Yahoo! homepage — a blockchain explorer reimagined as a late-'90s web portal.
/experiments/etherhoo/
Manifesto
04
Dog Lovers Society
A straight-faced manifesto advocating for canine representation — one paw at a time.
/experiments/dls/